I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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