I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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