i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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