Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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