I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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