today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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