Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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