If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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