Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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