I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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