i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
nutella sex= disaster
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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