on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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