how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
