but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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