you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize