i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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