Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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