we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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