Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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