I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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