So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Your penis caused this!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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