Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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