I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
