Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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