3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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