just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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