but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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