Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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