R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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