yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Dicks are not precious.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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