this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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