ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Come on in and take your pants off
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