They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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