Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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