well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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