I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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