She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just want nice things and good sex
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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