My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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