I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize
