Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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