We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize