Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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