I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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