his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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