Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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