so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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