Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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