My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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