Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
