The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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