I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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