No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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