i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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