Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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