i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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