u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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