First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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